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A Jello Mold With Pills Floating In It

Fri Dec 4, 2009, 11:21 PM
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: Half Day Closing - Portishead
  • Reading: Fly By Night, again
  • Watching: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  • Playing: Killer7
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Pepsi One oh god it's horrible
You know how a lot of people end up frying out their brains with drugs by the end of their lives? It must be some sort of accomplishment that I've managed to fry out my brains all by myself with no drugs at all, and at such a young age. I'm serious, I'm stripped out like a junkie when I've never done any of that. People talk to me and think I'm an ex-addict.

I should build myself a new brain.

Anyway, I'll be running an experiment soon to make a new mind that has all the good parts of mine without the bad. Apply here.

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"...sometimes you make me want to vomit, and sometimes I want to call the police." - Golem, on me

WARNING: My gallery may contain non-canon pairings, disturbing imagery, surrealism, unconventional anatomy, sloppy art, sketchiness, homosexuality, asexuality, religion and tentacles. If you're offended by any of that, you have my apologies.

Hello! You can call me Greta, DeadTriplet, DT, Dead, Smogadelle Beexle, Triplet, Trippy, The One Who Waits Behind The Surgery Curtains or just doctor. I don't mind if you refer to me as a he or a she, whichever suits you. I desire not the pleasures of the flesh, but I'm very romantic. I lost my innocence too early into my childhood, so I am doomed to repeat it. I have synesthesia, histrionic personality disorder and something that makes me hallucinate. Translation: I am a colorful, flighty attention grubber who sees spooks and wants to stay young forever. I might as well be one of my own characters. Okay, let's do an interest breakdown.

Androgyny: My constant quest to distance myself from gender. I crossdress.

Medical mayhem: As you'll notice when browsing my gallery, I have a huge, glaring fixation with doctors, nurses, scientists, hospitals and asylums. that has only gotten worse.

Cats: Kittiiieees! :iconomgsocuteplz:

Cephalopods: Squiddiiiieees! :iconomgsocuteplz: Tentacles. Tentacles make everything better. Everything is more delicious with calamari! If I can't avoid old age, can I grow a tentacle or two instead?

Surrealism: Yes.

Your best interests: As your doctor, I am only looking out for them.

Retropunk: I can never set my stories in just one time period. Never.

My OCs: I am big into my many, many children. At least 75% of my daily thoughts revolve around them.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Thah Hopsickle
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small to XL
  • Interests: Androgyny, medical mayhem, cats, cephalopods, surrealism, your best interests, retropunk, my OCs
  • Favourite movie: My Neighbor Totoro, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Little Shop of Horrors, Jasper Morello
  • Favourite band or musician: The Magnetic Fields, The Decemberists, of Montreal, Mum, Architecture in Helsinki, Metric, Nick Cave
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
  • Favourite photographer: Sandy Skoglund
  • Favourite style of art: Super stylized
  • Operating System: Mac
  • MP3 player of choice: CD player
  • Wallpaper of choice: Scheele's Green
  • Skin of choice: A witty pun/alternate meaning on "skin"
  • Favourite game: Psychonauts, Yume Nikki
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Personal Quote: If people hate me they hate me. - Uwe Boll(!)
  • Tools of the Trade: Pliers, hammer, saw, rainbow pencil, surprise

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:iconkagu84:
HELLO and thanks for faving my stamp! Are you from the Island? :D

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"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."
:icondeadtriplet:
Yes I am! I'm Datura. You?

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A little dental music; strings a-strumming, flutes a-trilling. Numbing minds and calming nerves while steps away the beast is drilling. Muzak in the lobby helps the patients to ignore the fact that writhing agony waits right behind the door.
:iconkiarorin:
Greta? PEEKAOBOO! It's me! Carolyn!

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:icondeadtriplet:
Hey, Car. Do you still live on Essex?

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A little dental music; strings a-strumming, flutes a-trilling. Numbing minds and calming nerves while steps away the beast is drilling. Muzak in the lobby helps the patients to ignore the fact that writhing agony waits right behind the door.
:icondeadtriplet:
You wanna go on a walk with me this weekend?

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A little dental music; strings a-strumming, flutes a-trilling. Numbing minds and calming nerves while steps away the beast is drilling. Muzak in the lobby helps the patients to ignore the fact that writhing agony waits right behind the door.
:iconkiarorin:
Sorry, I'm really sick.

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:iconmiotte:
Thank you for the fav! :)
:iconpicollinette:
Thank you so Much for the Favs ! :)

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Art Will Survive
:icongibsart:
Thanks for the fave,much appreciated.

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